Band of Brudders Part V

Name: Ivan Ho
Nickname: Navy Man (2001-?) Brudder(2000-?) Navi Oh (2000-?) Lost Boy (2001-?)
Age: 23+
D.O.B: 31th October 1981
Sex: Male

Through the eyes of Don...

Mr. Ho, AKA Navy man, our lost boy and always presumed gay by others... No ladies and gents... He's not... It's probably the look in his eyes and the way he dresses. Not weirdly, quite the opposite. Too well perhaps..

Ivan's always had a very fashionable dress sense. Very unlike the rest of us, barbarians. :P Not to forget the look, the look in his eyes that speaks volumes... The easiest reference I can give you would be Bambi. My dear friend Ivan can give you these bambi eyes that would melt the polar ice caps. Maybe thats the reason so many people make the assumption that he's gay/bi. Well folks, assumptions are the mother of all fuck ups...

My dear friend and brother for the past 5 years although much like Aaron,I've known him for about 9. Since secondary school. Cool guy then, cool guy now. Ivan, is what I would call... S.N.A.G. Yeah the Sensitive New Age Guy... Metrosexual, S.N.A.G, call-em whatever you want, same shit different smell... :P

Mr. Ho can be easily described as vain * At least by my standards * and sensitive. Very, in-touch with his inner Ivan... Likely to be found in woman's issues rallies. If there was such a thing in Singapore. * Pigs might fly before that happens *

A relatively easy guy to get along with, but sometimes I feel that maybe, just maybe, he can't take a joke... :P Usually by me... One thing is, he never tells me, or I never listen! :p * Sorry if its the latter! * Regardless, I miss ya man. Lotsa love brother.

The big earner among us guys, he's very generous and a little too... I'm groping for the word, not spendthrift but... Extravagant. Well I guess thats the word then... Spend wisely my young Padawan *in lieu of the latest Starwars movie*

If I'm not mistaken, Ivan's a 2nd sergeant and I hope that he gets his promotions fast. All the best brother mine.

Send my regards to Tam Tam... *His new girl*

Take good care of yourself while I'm not around man.

& the guys as well, esp Aaron.. Haha...

Take care...



*Time for a Laugh*

Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman.
"I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy,
you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and piss on my grave."

"Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied.
"Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!"

One more to make up for my long absence...

A Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop.
They were both just getting finished with their shaves,
when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.

The admiral shouted,
"Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"

The chief turned to his barber and said,
"Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."