Band of Brudders Part VII

Name: Kyle Tan
Nickname: Fuck-a-Tan (2002-?) Brudder(2000-?) He-Bitch (1995-?)
Age: 23+
D.O.B: 21st August 1981
Sex: Male

Through the eyes of Don...

Kyle Tan, I could tell you loads about this guy, but then he'd be wanting to kill me many times over a slow fire... :P I met this guy when I was in secondary school, a short little man he was then. *Well he's still short now so I guess, no change there*

Outgoing and friendly guy, addicted to sex among other things, he's an enigma of sorts in the beginning. But once you get through all that thick skin, he's as easy to read as George Bush's vocabulary book. He's a good enough friend/brudder when he's not attached but I feel that once he gets a girlfriend, his "bro's before hoes" persona gets blinded by the shine of his new catch.

In short, he's a "MAN"-man. Meaning he thinks with his "thing" more than his brain... I think most of us guys knows what that feels like. Haha.. He's pretty good looking as well, or so he claims... Another one of his "good" points... *Chuckles*

"If I had your personality/glib tongue, I would be unstoppable."

Something I've heard over a hundred times. Nay, thousand. Yep, that was Kyle. He always thinks of himself as a Greek god or something close to it. How do you not love a guy like that? We've been closer ever since we enrolled into the same university and I can't really say that it wasn't enjoyable. He's a joker, he's obnoxious and tactless at times but maybe thats why we all love him so much. *He & I make a pair!*

An excerpt from "someone's" blog. I'll be changing some names and editing some of the text but the gist of it will be there.

Heard from K that Kyle will be migrating to Australia soon. Guess someone out there is gonna be real sad huh? Is that true, T??? Heehee!! Oh ya... (X)...something new!! Never...(X)...that before. Anyway, Kyle will finally get rid ...(X)...he no longer have to stay in Singapore but then it means that this group of guys will kinda disband soon cos Kyle is the one who supposedly formed this group.

Will we? I wonder...

Anyhow, the reason I mentioned this excerpt is because Kyle will be moving to Australia this June to see what lies ahead. Klyle's had a lot of dreams for his future so far, lawyer, pilot, my personal he-bitch :P and many others. Sad to say that he will be forfieting his University of London law degree (LL.B.) to see if he's eligible for flying...

My friend, brudder and everything in between, luck to you man. Just remember one thing. Its all about the attitude. You can't do without the attitude. You're too lazy my man. Got to wake up and smell the shit. You are not going to remain 25 forever, and can't live off your parents forever too. Hope this road that you have choosen will takes you to success but as I said. You need the "need". The need to succeed. *Hmmm, I can rhyme after all*

I'm sure this is all not something that you probably don't know yourself. But just some brotherly advice before I head into the Army. Just remember man, we all love and care for you very much. You're my friend. You're our friend. Don't forget that.

We're not just people that you laugh and talk to. We're not that, but the people that touch your heart. And are touched in return.

We could spend hours with doing nothing and still have the best time of our lives, just becuase it was spent among friends. We're the nut cases crazy enough to listen to your secrets, to cry with you, laugh with you, and just have fun with you. We don't judge you *much* or try to make you change. *Unless its for the better*

We accepted you exactly as you are. We looked at you and saw a great person, one we love spending time with. We all shared something in common and are tied together by our laughter, tears, memories, and smiles. We're tied together by love for the other. To me, friendship perhaps is the strangest but greatest thing in the world. I hope that you find your time, like I find mine, spent with my friends, the best times of my life.

Friends are my heart, my soul, my fun, my laughter, tears, love and my life.

You, are just my he-bitch. *Chuckles*

All the best for you in Australia man. Hope you succeed in your endeavours. Hope to see you soon. *In a few years time I should think..*

Take care of yourself man, take care. & send my regards to WR when you see her. *24/7 apparently* Cheers Mate!



*Time for a Laugh*

The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise
visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he
noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post.

"Just how much are you being paid a week?" said the owner
angrily.

"Three hundred bucks," replied the young man.

Taking out a fold of bills from his wallet, the owner
counted out $300, slapped the money into the boy's hands, and
said "Here's a week's pay -- now get out and don't come
back!"

Turning to one of the supervisors, he said "How long has
that lazy bum been working here anyway?"

"He doesn't work here," said the supervisor. "He was just
here to deliver a pizza!"