The Green Man Beckons...
Finally! Its here! My confirmation letter. I'm officially enslaved in the South Korean Military on the 5th of July, just 2 days from my sister's birthday. Just a little triva I managed to dig up from my grandmother. Seems that three quarters of the males in my family enlisted in July. Coincidence?
Sort of like a load off my chest now that the date's confirmed. Rough estimates puts my teeth on edge... Other than that, I've had a slight misunderstanding with Kyle, nothing too serious, just a minor misunderstanding... We cleared the air so we're tight, we're cool... Nothing to wory about. Bros before Hoes. But I do feel some sort of revulsion towards the manner in which this matter was broached. But its bygones so I'll not go into the details. All I'd like to say is, all respect has been lost for a certain person.
On entertainment news, MJ, not guilty on all counts as the music superstar is acquitted in alleged child molestation case. At last this fiasco is over and the charlartans put to shame. Its been a long trial and I'm glad that he's been aquitted. You can check out the details below...
Jackson not guilty on all counts
*Time For a Laugh*
Tattle Tale Wife
A man is speeding down the freeway when he's stopped by a police car and has to pull over. "Do you realize you were doing 80 m.p.h. in a 60 m.p.h. zone, sir?" asks the policeman.
"That's impossible, sir, I never break the speed limit," replies the driver.
The driver's wife butts in and says, "Yes, you do, I'm always telling you to keep your speed down."
The policeman says, "I also noticed, sir, that you didn't have your seat belt on. You put it on as I was walking over to your car."
That is not true, sir; I always wear my seat belt," replies the driver.
"No, you don't, I'm always telling you to put your seat belt on," says the driver's wife.
"Stupid woman," the driver explodes, "can't you, just for once, keep that big, fat trap of yours shut?"
The policeman is a bit shocked by how the driver is speaking to his wife, so he moves around to her side of the car. "Does he often speak to you like this, madam?"
"Oh, no, officer," she says, "only when he's drunk."
Sort of like a load off my chest now that the date's confirmed. Rough estimates puts my teeth on edge... Other than that, I've had a slight misunderstanding with Kyle, nothing too serious, just a minor misunderstanding... We cleared the air so we're tight, we're cool... Nothing to wory about. Bros before Hoes. But I do feel some sort of revulsion towards the manner in which this matter was broached. But its bygones so I'll not go into the details. All I'd like to say is, all respect has been lost for a certain person.
On entertainment news, MJ, not guilty on all counts as the music superstar is acquitted in alleged child molestation case. At last this fiasco is over and the charlartans put to shame. Its been a long trial and I'm glad that he's been aquitted. You can check out the details below...
Jackson not guilty on all counts
*Time For a Laugh*
Tattle Tale Wife
A man is speeding down the freeway when he's stopped by a police car and has to pull over. "Do you realize you were doing 80 m.p.h. in a 60 m.p.h. zone, sir?" asks the policeman.
"That's impossible, sir, I never break the speed limit," replies the driver.
The driver's wife butts in and says, "Yes, you do, I'm always telling you to keep your speed down."
The policeman says, "I also noticed, sir, that you didn't have your seat belt on. You put it on as I was walking over to your car."
That is not true, sir; I always wear my seat belt," replies the driver.
"No, you don't, I'm always telling you to put your seat belt on," says the driver's wife.
"Stupid woman," the driver explodes, "can't you, just for once, keep that big, fat trap of yours shut?"
The policeman is a bit shocked by how the driver is speaking to his wife, so he moves around to her side of the car. "Does he often speak to you like this, madam?"
"Oh, no, officer," she says, "only when he's drunk."
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