The Luckiest Guy in the World...

A recent event has revealed to me that I do have a heart afterall... Here's what happened...

I was at the gym, and halfway through my workout I felt the need for a dump. You know, a shit, no.2, to drop the bomb, a-bomb on hiroshima, a doodie, I'm sure you get the idea...

Anyhow, there were 4 cubicles in the washroom, and everyone of them was occupied except the last one. So I stepped in, breathed a sigh of relief *it was clean and turd free*, and went about my business. After about 5-7 minutes, I was done destroying hiroshima and about to flush when the mobile phone of the person in the cubicle next to mine started to ring...

Lost in love and I dont know much...
Was I thinking aloud and fell out of touch..
But I’m back on my feet ...

*Yes he had Air supply's Lost in love as his ring tone.*

So, in a flustered voice he answers his phone and suddenly as I was reaching for the flush, he says,

Guy on phone: Erm... Ah.. Yes, I'm in the office...

Me thinking: Damn, why can't he say he'll call him/her back later?

It seemed to me that the person on the other line was a female as I could roughly hear through the cubicle wall not to mention the tone in which he was talking... A female... Probability 85%.

They must have been pretty close but maybe not close enough for him to say : "Hey, I'm in the toilet can I call you later?" *Is it a Korean thing or is it universal? Weird, people are funny that way. Haha.* Not me though, I'd tell you I was in the washroom straight. "Um, right, look, erm.. Hey, I'm in the washroom right now, can I call you back?"

Anyway...

Me thinking: Damn, can't shame him like this.I'll wait till he's done before I flush...

This surprised me initially, given my bastardly nature, I was thinking for the other man~ What in all that is holy is happening? I would have shamed the poor guy without remourse or a second thought by flushing the toilet, making sure to hold down on the handle until we got the gurgling sound... Oh yes I would have.. But on that day, lady luck must have been shining on him, I was in a "think for others mood" I guess...

So after a minute or so of conversation, he was ending the conversation...

Guy on phone: Ah, yes, ok, Thanks a lot. Yes, I'll see you soon...

Me thinking: OK~ Let's do it... *Oh God, the smell.. I think I'm going to puke...*

Then suddenly,

Cubicle 1: UGH - Putt, putt, putt... Plunk, plunk. ...

Cubicle 2: FLUUUUSH~ ...

Cubicle 3: ............

Cubicle 4: FLUUUUSH~ ...

After a few seconds...

Cubicle 1: ...

Cubicle 2: ...

Cubicle 3: Thank you...

Cubicle 4: ...

Looks like I wasn't the only one who was giving this lucky guy a break.

The world would certainly look like a nice place to live for this guy right about then... So it seems, I do have my laspe of humanity and good heart after all... Damn! I hate my conscience...

*Time for a Laugh*

Shit in various professions:

* Mathematician: Shit happening is just a special case.

* Statistician: There is a 87.3% chance that shit will happen... Maybe.

* Physicist (Theoretical): Shit SHOULD happen.

* Physicist (Experimental): To within experimental error, shit DID happen.

* Engineer: I hope this shit holds together.

* Chemist: I hope this shit doesn't blow up.

* Biologist: Is this shit alive?

* Economist: I hope nobody figures out that I really don't understand this shit.

* Lawyer: For a sufficient fee, I can get you out of ANY shit.

* Doctor: Shit, where's this organ supposed to go?

* Psychologist: Your shit is all in your mind...