Friday, December 31, 2004

New Year's eve is finally here...

Finally getting the hang of this blogging thing. Spent a good 2 hours last nite reading and surfing the net for more information regarding blogging. Not too bad i suppose, My new thing for 2005. Among other things soon to follow.

Good news, my sister is discharged, bad news, not with the doctor's approval. I mean what was she thinking? Not the smartest thing to do for someone in her predicament. Her platelet count is still below normal. 79000 is the magic number, still way below the normal count for a 20 year old. The critical mark it seems is 20000 and the "acceptable" count is 140000. Once again, what was she thinking?

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."

-Albert Einstein

* One of my favourite quotes...*

Back to the topic of the New Year, as you know, New Year's Eve has always been a time for looking back to the past year, mistakes we all wished we could undo, joyous moments we've spent, moments of anger, pain, jealousy, misery,and any other human emotions that you can think of.

Thinking of all those resolutions left unfulfilled and looking forward to the coming year’s resolution, about those you feel confident enough to accomplish. It's a perfect time to reflect on the changes we want to or need to make and resolve to follow through on those changes.

I've always thought resolution were stupid, but after some recent events i think resolutions if carried out successfully not only act as short term goals to success but also help in improving your life and overcoming some habits which you do not like.

Popular modern resolutions might include the promise to lose weight or to quit smoking. I think that making the correct New Year's Resolutions can be one of the many important tools for remaking ourselves. People the world over make New Year's Resolutions. We often want to improve or quit some habit related to health, behavior, weight, exercise, occupation and income.

Just thought i'd share some ways to get you started on your New Year's Resolution.

1. Keep your resolution in writing, so you know exactly you want to acomplish by the end of the year.

2. Think and be confident to carry it out for the whole year.

3. Do not create too many resolutions at a time. They may distract you. Go with one at a time. Two is ok, three is just too much. :P

4. Be accountable to some one in case you don’t follow your resolution seriously. Tell them to punish you (of course, not that seriously *wink*), each time you fail but don't give up!

5. Keep a gift for yourself wrapped beautifuly and gift it to yourself if you accomplish your resolution at the end of the year.


My New Year's Resolution:

To spend more fruitful time with my family and good friends and make every effort to make them and myself happy.

There. ooh wait mayber one more, *To keep blogging constantly*


HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL!


An elderly man entered a car agency with his young wife. The owner of the agency spotted the couple and went over to wait upon them himself. He couldn't help but stare at the lady, which, of course, the elderly man noticed.

"May I propose a wager," said the elderly man. "If you can do everything to my wife that I can do and still end up the way I do, I will pay you double for the car. But if you cannot, you will give it to me for free!"

"Okay, agreed!" said the agency owner.

The elderly man gave his wife a passionate kiss, then the agency owner did the same. Then the elderly man unbuttoned her blouse and kissed her breasts. So did the agency owner. Then the husband opened his fly, pulled out his pecker, and bent it in half.

"What color car do you want?" asked the agency owner.

Thursday, December 30, 2004

Hand me an AK 47 and put me on a rooftop...

2004 is coming to an end, but its winding down to be one of the worst years i can remember. just 1 more day to go... FYI, my sister, was admitted into Changi General hospital last nite due to Dengue Fever, of all things.

Brings me back to one thing thou, the fact that it could have easily been me who had been bitten. *quite possibly i will still get dengue and hopefully die*

As the title reads, "Hand me an AK 47 and put me on a rooftop..." Misery loves company. Lets bring on the pain. *lolZ*

Its been a long year for me and everyone around me, my family and close friends, with my old man fighting bankruptcy and the "woman" across the border, my buddies *out of the army and into the streets* looking for jobs, the ladies of my house trying to keep our spirits up, Bush getting re-elected, the tsunami in South Asia. Yep, Things could be better...

Alright, i've decided to add a joke or 2 at the end of each blog, just because i feel like it. One thing, i'm not racist, sexist, or any *ist so if the jokes offends you, tough noogies, grow up. Learn to laugh a bit more. I've realises long ago that the reason i laugh so much is because; if i didn't start laughing, i'd probably end up crying~

"Laugh, and the world laughs with you; weep, and you weep alone."
- People prefer cheerfulness in others. A person who is cheerful will have company, but someone who is gloomy will often be alone. Ella Wheeler Wilcox, a poet of the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries, is the author of this saying.

Well here goes...

Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit."

The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit."

The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"

The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea! I'll use that!"

He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes.

His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"

The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"